Danny, give me my shirt!
Come and get it.
Don't you think that maybe we're taking this hazing thing a little bit too far?
I absolutely do not.
Hey!
Cassidy!
- Hey, give me a beer. Come on, man. - Get your own, pretty boy.
- Don't be a dick. - Get your own.
Hey, move it, douche bag. Get out of here.
Mmm. Sudsy!
Hey, Chugs! Give me a beer! And a BJ.
Hey, what the fuck?
Hey, no! You both, out! Now!
Some massive titties!
How long have you been a Theta?
- Do you want one? - No, thanks.
- Hey, Ellie, up here. - I got to go. Sorry.
It wasn't that hard a question.
Asshole!
- Where are we going, Claire? - Hurry up. Jessica's waiting.
Goodbye, virginity! Yeah! Theta Pi rules!
I think I'm gonna be sick. Look out below!
Heather, get a room.
Hey, boys. Out, out, out!
- I just got tested. It's cool. - Okay.
Cassidy, my room, Theta toast, now.
- Have you seen Andy? - Hos before bros.
Uh, Claire, line up those shots!
None of that Jell-O crap. Mama needs to get her buzz on.
Thetas!
This party kicks off our senior year.
But first, shout outs. Claire, I like being your friend, because
it makes me multi-cultural without having to do anything.
- That's so racist. - Okay. Okay.
Chugs, I love you, because you're always willing to try anything new
and you don't give a damn what anyone thinks.
Is this a bad time to tell you I boned your dad?
Gross.
It was after the divorce.
Ellie, I love you because you are always there to help with homework.
You're like a spell check with a nice rack.
Okay, Cass, I love you because you're so real.
That's just because she can't afford fake ones.
I love you, Jessica, because you make being a bitch an art form.
Hear, hear!
Theta Pi, we honor thee! From life to death, sorority!
Wait, wait, wait, where's Megan? She should be here for this.
Oh, I forgot.
Let me show you something that is sure to be a YouTube classic.
Gather round, ladies. Chugs, grab the laptop.
What are you guys up to?
- Baby, I love you so much. - Oh, my God.
Is that Garret?
I thought Megan dumped him after he cheated on her.
Well, apparently, she took him back.
- What can I say? My brother's good in bed. - Chugs.
- That's so gross. - You guys are sick.
Did Megan get a little work done over the summer?
What? You thought she gained four bra sizes in three months?
God, is this all he's got?
Yeah, what is this? The Dry Hump Olympics?
- Come on, guys, this is gross. - Oh, my God.
Why isn't she moving?
We gave Garret a little something to put into her drink.
Told him it'd help put her in the mood.
You let your brother give her roofies?
Come on, roofie sex isn't that bad.
You get laid and you get a good night's sleep.
- It's true. - Chugs.
Finally, we're getting somewhere.
- Ooh! Looks like he's kissing a corpse. - Exactly. This is the best prank ever.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Megan. Jesus Christ. - Guys, what the hell?
- Baby? - Holy shit, you guys.
- We got to do something. - Baby, are you okay? Jesus Christ.
- Jesus! - Let's go!
My God.
You guys...
She's convulsing and there's shit coming out of her mouth.
- What? - Yeah, I don't...
What the fuck did you do?
I didn't do... I slipped her the pills you gave me.
I said give her one!
- I didn't know! - Guys!
- She's not breathing. - We have to clear her airway.
Why doesn't somebody call an ambulance?
There's no time. Here.
Give me the keys. Get me the Escalade now!
- I'm going. - Claire! Hey!
Yep. I'm on it.
That is so hot.
Chugs!
What? No tongue?
Easy there, Lezzie Lohan. This is make-believe, remember?
- What is going on? - She's okay?
No, I'm not okay. I have fake puke all over my $800 silk sheets.
What exactly is happening?
- Garret cheated on me. - Didn't you cheat on him first?
Details! That little bitch boy cheated on a Theta.
You cheat on one Theta, you cheat on every Theta.
Also he says, "I love you," like, 15 times every time we do it.
But Garret is Chugs' brother.
My brother, who slipped my Theta sister pills he thought were roofies.
My brother who also rushed Tri Pi.
Whose motto is, "We'll try any pie. "
That boy needs to be taught a lesson.
So if they weren't roofies, then what were they?
Vitamin B-12.
You know that helps prevent anemia?
Too bad it doesn't prevent bulimia. That's something Megan could actually use.
Show time.
I can't even tell if she's breathing or not.
I think she's turning cold.
Don't say that to me! Don't tell me that!
How far are we from the hospital?
I don't know. I think I took a wrong turn. I'm totally freaking out.
- What! - She's not gonna make it!
Oh, my God, she's dead. She really fucking died.
She died and it's my fault. I'm gonna go to fucking jail!
Hey! Watch my car!
Okay, you know what? Everybody calm down. Garret, this is all...
Oh, my God! She's really dead!
I need help. I need help. Chugs, I want to call Mom right now.
Where are we going?
Garret, we're gonna take care of this. Okay?
- I'm gonna call for help. - No, no, no!
Hey, we all had...
I'm calling the fucking cops. You guys had nothing to do with this.
Really? Who gave you the roofies? Jessica did.
And she died at a party at our sorority house.
They'll close down our chapter for sure.
- Right, Ellie? - Yeah. Any illicit drugs use on campus
is an automatic two-year chapter suspension.
I don't care about that! She's dying!
- There's no signal. - Garret, look at me.
Look at me. Look at me, all right? Hey, you've got to look at me.
- We can make all this go away. - How?
Trust me. I know a place.
Okay. All right.
Okay.
Claire, turn up here.
Get on the ground. Shh.
Garret, there's a blanket in the back. Get it.
I guess I'll get it.
What's happening? I can't see.
Shh. You're dead, dummy.
So the only thing to settle on is the body.
Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?
Okay. Let's try not to leave our DNA all over the place. Thank you.
So, what's it gonna be?
One big chunk or little bits and pieces?
In premed, we learned that if there's air in the lungs or the chest cavity
the body will float to the surface.
Yeah, she's right. We can't have her body floating to the top.
Yeah. Somebody will find her.
What about those implants? Does silicone float?
All right. Everybody spread out and find sharp rocks to dismember the body with.
So how long are you gonna keep this going?
Yeah, I mean I kind of agree with Cass.
This is funny and all, but...
You're right. That's why we're doing it.
Because it's funny.
Oh, my God!
- There's no air in her lungs now. - What the hell did you do?
There's no air in her lungs now. There's no air in her lungs now.
- Oh, my God, what did you do? - You mean, she wasn't dead?
Shut the fuck up!
Ellie! Ellie! Help me stop the bleeding.
Start on her.
Oh, my God, Megan!
Oh, my God!
Somebody call 911.
God!
I don't have any reception!
Anyone?
We can't move her!
Come on, Megan!
www.frendz4m.com
Somebody get in the car and drive until you get a signal.
Wait, no. Wait, you guys.
She's dead.
- No, no, no. - Cassidy, look at her. She's dead.
She couldn't be more dead.
What are we gonna do?
We need to talk about this for a minute.
Do you want to put her in the car and go back?
We could.
Maybe. But we all need to be prepared with what comes with that.
What does that mean?
Well, maybe we should call our parents first.
I mean, Megan's dead.
And we're all responsible, so we're gonna need lawyers.
But Garret did it.
Yes, and Garret will be going to jail, but we are all just as responsible.
Garret? I'm not letting my little brother go to jail...
...for a stupid prank! No way!
What, do you want to leave Megan out here?
Why not?
I mean, everything we said a minute ago is still true.
Nobody knows we're here except us.
- That's true. - Oh, my God, you can't be serious.
- She's our sister. - That's also true.
Megan was our sister. And we loved her.
But I also know that Megan loved us.
And Theta Pi.
Would she want us to go down like this?
Throw away our lives and destroy the people we love?
Yes, Claire. Didn't your dad have a heart attack last year?
Enough, Jessica. I know what you're trying to do.
What am I trying to do?
I'm trying to make the best out of a tragic situation.
You're the one who suggested we just leave her out here.
No, I did not, and you know that! There's right and there's wrong.
I agree. But it's also wrong
to destroy the lives of our families for mistakes that we have made.
All I can see is my father's face when he hears all this.
It'll kill him.
Jessica doesn't care about your father, Claire.
The only thing she cares about is herself.
Think about it.
If this gets out, Kyle's daddy won't let him be with her,
because a killer in the family doesn't look very good
when you're running for Senate.
What about your Mr. Perfect?
You really think Andy's gonna stay with you after this?
This has nothing to do with him.
This decision affects the rest of our lives!
All right? Every job. Every relationship we ever have.
People will know.
Shit! What the fuck did you guys make me do, man?
This is fucked!
Maybe we should vote on it.
What? I cannot believe my ears. What happened to the tenets of sisterhood?
Trust, honor, respect.
Well, you forgot two.
Secrecy and solidarity.
There is a dead person here. A girl that we murdered.
Accidentally!
Listen to yourself. All of you.
This is not something you just sweep under the rug or choose to forget.
You have to live with this forever!
I completely agree, Cassidy.
I'm just trying to figure out how we're going to live with it.
I can't help but think
what I would want if I were lying where Megan is now.
I could tell you what I wouldn't want.
I wouldn't want you guys to throw away your lives
over something that cannot be changed.
Because that's how much I love each and every one of you.
Shall we vote?
Vote all you want. Ellie and I know the truth. Right, Ellie?
Ellie?
Look, Cass. Everything you said was right.
You're stronger than me, okay? And you guys aren't on scholarship.
I don't see a way out of this.
There is no way out of this.
Well, maybe there is.
Oh, my God, have you lost your fucking mind?
I'm gonna make this very easy on all of you.
Forget her. You guys, the last time we saw Megan was at the party.
She disappeared. And we never saw her again.
Okay?
If we all stick to the same story, no one will ever know, right?
You guys can say whatever the hell you want to say.
No.
You're gonna say what we tell you to say. Okay?
Are you gonna kill me, too?
Cass, we can't let you do that.
No. Let her go. It doesn't matter.
She's gonna have to walk for three miles before she gets any reception.
But now, later, if she tells the cops, goodbye, life.
Come on, you guys. We have no choice.
Come on, help me lift her.
Come on. Come on.
Ready?
- Ready? One, two... - Wait!
What if this is a mistake? I mean, if we cross this line...
Look at the hole in her chest, Ellie. The line's already been crossed.
Three.
You guys, I still can't get a signal.
Where is she?
Don't worry. At least she'll be warm, Cass.
We wrapped her up in your bloody jacket first.
Oh, my God.
And we all agreed. We won't tell anyone what you did.
- What I did? - How you killed Megan with the tire iron.
We're sisters. We'll protect you.
You can count on us.
Trust, respect, honor, secrecy and solidarity.
You wouldn't.
We did. We're not gonna let this ruin our lives, Cassidy.
And there's no reason you have to, either.
You guys, it is not that simple. You can't do this, okay?
Do you know what it's like to live with a secret like this?
Of course we do.
We're Theta Pi.
Now let's go wash the blood off in the lake. And get back to the party.
We knew you'd come around, Cass.
Thank you, Cassidy.
Come on.
As I stand here with you today,
I'm reminded of one of my favorite quotes.
"Reputation comes from the company you keep. "
Well, thanks to you all, the company I've kept these past four years
has provided me with a reputation I will always be proud of.
Congratulations, graduates.
Good luck. And God bless.
To my sisters at Theta Pi, not just for four years, but forever.
- Congrats, ladies. - Ellie, you drink like a girl.
Ooh. That went up my nose.
Here, Jess. Have a sip.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
I'm gonna miss you guys.
This is gonna be awful.
So, let's skip it.
We don't have to go to some stupid luncheon.
My mother is a legacy. She wants to see the house.
Think about the good side. You live through tonight,
then tomorrow, we drive down to my parents' place
and wake up to waves crashing on the beach.
Yeah, well, if I thought we'd be waking up in the same bed,
- maybe it would give me a thrill. - My parents still think it's the '50s.
Mmm-hmm. Did I mention that I know some great hotels in the area?
Hey, what happened to you and your sisters, anyway?
You were all so close, then after Megan disappeared...
Could we not talk about that?
I keep hoping you'll change your mind.
Can we please just talk about something else?
I just want you to know I'm here for you.
I think you put this on wrong.
And you definitely put this on wrong.
Let me guess. I put these on wrong, too.
I'm so excited.
- It's so pretty. - Wow. Look at this place.
You'd almost think nice people lived here.
Hey, be nice.
And there's the devil herself.
Mr. and Mrs. Tappan! I haven't seen you in forever.
Hi, Jessica.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the boy who has taken our little Cassidy away.
She's a big girl. She can make her own decisions.
Careful. Don't you know? Earth and fire can't break the bonds of Theta Pi.
After all, we're sisters.
Excuse me.
So, where is everyone? Chugs?
Chugs...
Well, you know Chugs.
She's always willing to help out with a little freshman orientation.
You taste like vomit.
That's because I threw up before. But I ate a mint, so you're fine.
Oops! I forgot to wear underwear.
And it's really cold down there.
Maybe you could warm it up for me?
This whole thing's kind of grossing me out.
Whatever. Move it, loser. Not my fault you're gay.
This has been the best four years of our lives.
The best five years for some of us. Not mentioning any names.
Becky Reed.
We have this luncheon every year
to celebrate the long-lasting ties of sisterhood.
And to remember that our motto,
"Trust, respect, honor, secrecy and solidarity,"
are truly words that last a lifetime.
As you can see by looking at the east wing of the house,
renovations are getting underway.
So the house, like our sisterhood, will be stronger than ever.
We have our beloved housemother to thank
for all of her hard work on getting this done.
Thank you, Mrs. Crenshaw.
Thank you.
However, as happy as this day is, there's still one whom we cannot forget.
One of our sisters is still missing.
And we hope and pray that she will come back to us.
To Megan.
No frigging way.
We love and miss you always.
Well, as you can see, some of us are still a little overwhelmed by it all.
Okay, who up and faints anymore?
It's okay. I told them it was the heat.
- It was Megan. I know it was her. - It was her sister, dumbass.
And might I say, you played it real cool.
Hi. I'm so sorry. I did not mean to scare you, Ellie.
How'd she know my name?
I'm Maggie. I met you before. All of you. When I was 15.
Right. You're bigger. You've grown up.
I decided I'm coming to Rosman next year.
I think it's important for my sister. You know, some closure.
And I think it'd be good for my parents, too, so...
So, how are they doing?
Okay. They couldn't come today.
It's still way too hard.
But I didn't want to miss it.
Anyways, I just wanted to come by and say hello
and let you guys know that I'm gonna be rushing Theta Pi next year.
I'm gonna be sick.
We'd be lucky to have you.
Um, you guys having a party tonight?
Yeah. Yeah. You know, you should totally come.
Wait, no, you're rushing next year and that violates Greek rules of recruiting.
Well, I won't tell if you guys won't.
Well, we have to go. Sorry about tonight, but I'll tell you what,
I will personally see to your future as a Theta Pi next year.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Nice to meet you guys. - You, too.
Friend me on Facebook, I'll totally confirm.
- Bye. - Bye.
Was it just me, or was that girl all sorts of creepy.
Can't imagine why.
No way she's getting in with that outfit.
Who is ready to party?
That would be me. That would be me.
That's what I was looking for.
- Hey, babe. - Hey.
- Hi, you. - Hi.
Chugs, your mom? Smoking.
I would definitely have a sip of that MILF-shake.
- Hey! - If I wasn't dating you, of course, Claire.
Okay, we have two hours before this place is packed.
I got to get to my shrink. Score some Oxys.
Hey, you think if you blow him, you can get enough for everyone?
- Kyle, excuse me. - What? I'm serious.
I wish it were that painless. Unfortunately for me, he's more of an ass man.
Okay, you guys, it's on. Tonight we bring the house down.
That we do.
Kyle, can you and Mickey go get some decorations from the cellar?
- Yeah. Let's do it. - Yeah, we can do that.
- Thanks. Bye. - Bye.
- You are so whipped. - Speak for yourself, pretty boy.
It's Ellie's.
What? Oh, my God.
- Who sent this? - What the hell?
- Oh, my God. - Is this a joke?
Garret! I'm gonna kill him.
Garret? What the fuck is this, Chugs?
It's a joke. It's a really bad joke.
This is beyond sick.
Okay. Why would Garret do this?
I can think of a reason. He's gone psycho and he wants to kill us all.
Hey, he's not...
Guys! Look, I know my brother. Okay, yes, he's sort of
lost his way, but I know him, okay? And...
Look, he developed this weird sense of humor
since the accident, and this is just his way of saying...
Oh, happy graduation? That's real funny.
What the hell are we gonna do?
Nothing. That's why delete was invented.
- Hey, guys. - Delete it, Claire.
So, now all we have to do is get rid of Crenshaw
and get this place ready for the party.
Ellie, can you be in charge with freshman cleaning up the place?
If Cassidy helps me.
I'm not...
Please don't say you're not coming. How is that gonna look?
I don't care how it looks.
To be honest, Jessica, I don't really care if we get caught.
I just don't want to share a cell with you.
Don't act all holier than thou.
You could have gone to the cops if you really wanted to.
- Hey. - What you doing?
Careful what you say, I just pinned you.
Hey, I'm just updating my Facebook. I just wrote,
"Andy has just graduated and can't wait to take his girl fishing. "
I told you, I'll go to your parents,
if you and your dad catch the fish, your mom cooks the fish and I eat the fish.
- It's not that complicated. - Lazy! God!
- Hey. - To think, I was gonna ask
if you wanted to come to Europe with me this summer.
Look, Andy,
there's some things you really don't know about me.
Hey, if it's the morning breath, trust me, I know.
No, I'm being serious.
I'll tell you everything tonight on the way to your parents.
And I just have one more favor.
I've kind of been sucked into this thing at Theta.
Would you mind coming with me to the house
just for the beginning of the party, and then we can leave?
- Yeah. Anything for you. - You're the best.
Really. You're the most wonderful thing in my life.
And I'd do anything for you.
Really? Well, we'll test that theory tonight.
- Okay, I'll see you in an hour. - Cool. Bye.
Okay, ladies, I know the rules.
You get the house to yourself the last night you spend in Theta Pi.
And I trust that you will show this place
the same respect that you've shown me the past four years.
- Of course. - That was a joke.
Now I know that during your time here,
I was forced to give most of you a write-up or two.
But trust me, for every boy that I threw out of here,
there were five times I knew about it and didn't say one thing.
And sometimes there were five boys in one night. Right, Chugs?
I have a lot of areas that need attention. I don't know.
- Slut! - What are you looking at?
Anyway, I hope, as you girls prepare to go out into the world,
that the things that you've learned here in Theta Pi
will always help to guide you to do the right thing.
And now, to make sure you don't forget me or each other,
a little gift.
I'm sorry. It's really nice.
There are 22 links in each chain.
One for every graduating Theta Pi senior.
When you wear these bracelets, you will always remember
just how strong the bonds of sisterhood are.
- Thank you. - Please!
Okay, I'm out of here.
- You girls behave yourselves. - We will.
Well, screw it. That'll never happen.
Just make sure you don't hurt yourselves or the house. All right?
- No problem, Mrs. Crenshaw. - All right.
- Thank you, Mrs. Crenshaw. - Bye, girls!
- Bye. - Bye-bye.
What is this? Silver-coated? I'm never gonna wear this.
Excuse me. Move, bitches.
Jess, wait up. Give me a hug.
- Bye, Mrs. Crenshaw. - Bye.
Seconds to your elevator from the station
How can I resist that kind of invitation?
Come on, chicken. One last time in the hot tub?
You're crazy, there's people all around. I say we just head upstairs, huh?
What have you got there, Claire?
I don't think the bubble bath will be good for the jets.
No, not the boobies.
So...
Okay.
I'm gonna do it.
Dr. Rosenberg?
Anybody home?
Hello?
Dr. Rosenberg?
Hello?
Dr. Rosenberg?
Doc? I'm here for my 5:00.
Dr. Rosenberg!
Hi. Sorry about this. The last session ended abruptly.
Where are the keys?
They're on the... Hey.
There's no reason you and I can't finish what my last patient started.
Have I mentioned all the sample prescriptions I have
with no place to go?
Okay. I'm gonna go freshen up.
Excuse me. You have to schedule an appointment.
Hey, Jess, it's me. Look,
I'm not gonna make it back until after the party starts
'cause Dr. Rosenberg's really making me earn the pills this time.
But I'll see you later? Bye.
Cheers, slut.
Really?
Hello?
I don't have time for "Catch Me, Rape Me. "
Theta Pi, bitches!
Guys, it's 6:00 and I'm already wasted.
Yeah, and by 10:00, she'll be pregnant.
Okay.
Senator Tyson.
It is so nice to see you.
I apologize. I wasn't able to make your luncheon.
I just flew in from a Commerce Committee meeting.
That's no problem.
- Where's Kyle? - He'll be along.
This is nice for us. Gives us a chance to talk. Sort out a few things.
Thank you.
Jessica, may I be frank?
You are a spirited girl.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I didn't mean that as a compliment.
As I'm sure you've heard,
there are rumblings I might get a vice presidential nod.
Yes, sir.
In my experience, there are two kinds of girls in this world.
The ones you spend your life with and the ones you burn hard with.
Problem is that I'm not sure what kind you are.
But I am sure that Kyle wants to spend his life with you.
Sir, I've been dreaming my whole life to marry someone like Kyle.
I don't like surprises.
Okay.
When I pick up a book, the first thing I do is read the last page.
I'll be watching you, Jessica. Don't give me any surprises.
Otherwise this dream you've had your whole life, well,
it all goes away.
Senator Tyson, I won't disappoint you.
I know you won't. I know you won't.
I'm sorry.
I am so sorry. I was riding my bike and I got a flat.
Yeah. Well, nothing to worry about, son.
Your charming young lady and I were just catching up.
She is a charmer, isn't she?
Looks like someone's been hard at work.
- Hey. - Yeah.
Could you put your eyes back in your head?
- At least until I leave the room? - Sure can.
Thanks.
Seriously, dude, the party starts in an hour.
- Go get ready! - I'm going!
Okay. Good. Bye.
Are you gonna be all right?
Sure. Why wouldn't I be all right?
I'm good, Cass. Just let me help clean up.
That goes in the basement. I'll take it down.
That's tacky.
- I'm worried about her. - Who?
Ellie. What is gonna happen to her when she leaves this place?
What do I care?
I don't need her to do my term papers for me anymore.
Jessica, I think that we have different definitions of the word "sister. "
I'm gonna go take a shower. That's not an invitation.
Wow. Yoga is working wonders on your ass.
Sorry. Didn't know this was ocupado.
FYI, waxing isn't just for floors anymore.
Riley?
Are you a senior?
Because last time I checked, this was a senior bathroom.
Do I have to start checking stalls again?
Fuck.
No, I didn't think so.
You can leave now.
Actually. Wait. Drop your towel first.
My room's on the other side of the...
Without rules, there would be chaos.
Fine. But if you wanted to see perfect tits, all you had to do was ask.
What?
I keep thinking about that text.
Claire...
Garret is a little bitch. He says we made him kill Megan?
As if.
Seriously, Claire, grow a pair.
Jessica, I've always had your back.
But you've never had a backbone.
Hello?
www.frendz4m.com
Hello?
Hey, Ellie, see if there's more vodka down there.
Okay.
Okay, more vodka.
Hello?
Anybody there?
Where the hell would they keep more vodka?
No. No.
Damn it! Shit.
Oh, this is really dumb.
"Here lies Ellie Morris, and she never got laid. "
Ellie. Whoa.
You all right?
What are you... What are you doing down here?
I'm looking for you.
Cassidy said you might need some help.
We killed her, you guys. Don't you understand that?
We dumped her body down a mineshaft!
- Why can't you understand that? - Hey, Ellie,
there are 30 other girls behind that door
that probably shouldn't know we murdered our sorority sister, okay?
This isn't happening. It's not possible.
Okay, seriously, everyone just relax
- for two seconds. - Relax? The last time I saw that jacket,
you wrapped it around a dead body and dropped it down a mineshaft.
- Where's the rest of it? - It's a prank.
It's the only explanation. It's... Somebody's playing a prank.
Yeah, or maybe Megan came back from the dead and she wants to kill us.
- How about that? - No, listen.
Ellie, we didn't want to tell you, but we got a text message earlier
and we think that this is Garret playing a sick joke on us.
- Garret? - Yes.
He came back?
He's gone psycho. He's left the compound. Where the hell is Chugs, anyway?
She left me a message. She'll be here when the party starts.
The party's already started! I'm sorry, but it has.
We all deserve to die.
HI, It's Chugs. Leave a message after the...
Chugs, we need to know where your brother is and we need to know now.
Please, call back whenever you get this.
- We're dead. We're so dead. - Nobody is dead, Ellie.
Well, Megan.
This is Garret. Garret is harmless. That's not the problem.
- Then what is the problem? - Well, Garret's gone nuts!
Guys, if he blabs, that's orange jumpsuits for all of us.
What do we do?
- We're calling the police. - No.
We stick together. Above all else.
Why is it that the only time you want to stick together
- is when your ass is on the line? - And we wait for Chugs
to put a pin in her brother.
But for now, let's get ready and go downstairs
- and enjoy the party. - Like that's gonna happen.
If we do not go to our own party,
we might as well magic-marker "guilty" across our foreheads.
And if anybody sees Garret, come get me, I will deal with him.
But what about the jacket?
Hide it, Ellie.